This is a NO Whine Zone!!!!!

Robert,
            Tomorrow night we play you guys. Here are a couple of things that you need to do in preperation for our in front of the net battle:

   1. Oil all your hinges and joints
   2. get a steady IV drip of Geritol
   3. Make sure the Blades on you walker are sharpened
   4. Where your mouth piece. (Oh wait, scrap that, you have dentures)
   5. DO NOT have sex with anyone under the age of 20 for at least 24 hrs before game time.
       You're going to need all your strength trying to move me out of the crease.
   6. Read the book "There's No Whinnying in Hockey" written by Annoying Mustache guy.
   7. Bring Kyle and Scotty to do your dirty work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   8. Most of All......Bring your "A" game.........OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!