Melnick League Defensive standout Gregg 'The Nice Jewish Boy' Ginsburg being helped off the ice during Tuesday nights war against The Black Wolves.

Ginsburg was cut late in the 3rd period during a bizarre shaving incident on the bench. Ginsburg was taken to Cedars Sinai Hospital where he was treated by doctors who told him to use an electric shaver in the future.

'I felt i wasn't looking very presentable out there on the ice, I mean i look great in my uniform with my top of the line skates, Gloves, & Helmet.' said Ginsburg. ' Something just didn't feel right so i decided to shave.' I tell you, if i had the time i would have gotten my usual manicure and pedicure but there was no time.'  Witnesses said while Ginsburg was shaving they saw Glenn Unger trying to lift his tired old ass over the boards. While doing so his backside hit Ginsburg's hand that held the mighty dagger and carved up his punim ( That's hebrew for 'Face' ).

Last we heard Gregg is recovering and will be back in action next week. Glenn Unger was seen running down Ventura Blvd crying hysterically while being chased by Ginsburg's mother.