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Long time Melnick Leaguer Glenn Unger has seen better times as you can tell from the photo to the right. Unger once skated the rinks of Southern California with his scruffy beard and out of style mullet as his trademark.
Unger hasn't been seen since the "Zamboni Incident." Dan Melnick banned Unger for life when Unger who was drunk and only wearing a jock strap hopped on top of The one and only Zamboni machine that the Ice-o-Plex owns, and tore ass down Van Nuys Boulevard toward Pineapple Hill.
Unger was then arrested and booked on charges of consistently being an idiot. Unger was facing a lengthy prison term in San Quentin. Remarkably Unger's attorney, Robert Sheahen got Judge Dave Marcus to reduce Unger's prison term to time served because of the 17 years Unger has spent in his current relationship.
Unger's life then went into a major tailspin. If being banned from the Melnick League wasn't enough, he lost his job, his girlfriend threw him out and he was ordered by the court to leave the state of California and never return.
Nobody knows where Unger has landed. The picture to the right was taken a couple of months ago at some Jewish singles night in Steubenville Ohio. Rumor has it that Unger now sells knock off designer fragrances door to door.
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