Wolves’ New Uniform

Pictured above is Maple Leafs fan and eccentric Melnick League Uniform designer ROMAINE LIGHTBOTTOM. Some of you may ask, How did Romiane get involved with designing uniforms for The Melnick League?

It all happened when Romaine met Dan Melnick in a bar ( Not Pineapple Hill) . Dan asked Romaine if he would be interested in designing The Black Wolves uniforms and the rest is Melnick league history.

'I just love the way Romaine takes into consideration my physique when he starts out the design process for the jerseys.' said Melnick. 'His vision and creativity are FA-BU-LOUS!!!.' added Melnick.

When asked why he was so intent on designing uniforms for the Melnick league Romaine said , ' I just Love that Dan Melnick. He's like a big yummy bowl of Vanilla Pudding.'

Rumor has it that Romaine will be collaborating with Glenn 'The Color Guru' Unger for the new fall line of Melnick league uniforms.
' Glenn's knowledge of color combination is quite remarkable, i mean really, the guy looks like he spends his spare time feeding body parts through a wood chipper.' says Romaine.

 Just pick up a Vogue or Glamour magazine to see the full line of Romaine's Spring/Summer line of Melnick League uniforms.